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bigbill This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Nice try, dude

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

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goldenlocks22 6

Don't pay it..?

I read his words in Redds voice from that 70's show.

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If that's what my parents gave me for a bill I would gladly take it ..... College is not cheap and not all of us get student loans or line of credit so dude I'll trade ya for my 54000 bill and still one more year of college to go

Thanks for your life story and for bragging about your schooling costs.

_Allstar_ 2

What kinda dad gives you a bill like that for having to raise you! Thats his job isnt it?

Well bless ur heart and ur dad an epic ass!

POPATOP16oz 0

well get out the check book

gofferurself 10

why the 1 extra dollar?

carolstars 0

That's probably his bar tab. He just wants you to pay. Don't pay his dues

let's have a toast to the douche bags right? I wouldn't pay him shit!:)

He should be paying you for being such a shitty dad throughout your childhood.

That's ****** up. I would send him a bill for double that for having to put up with his shit most of your life.

Well maybe it's cause you're a goddamn lazy ass