bigbill
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Nice try, dude
Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML
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goldenlocks22 6
Don't pay it..?
Itsalltoomuch 0
I read his words in Redds voice from that 70's show.
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love2laughyou 2
Sounds like my in-laws. You have my sympathies
lsd_25 8
he just needs that to pay for his ******* booze...id rip that up right in his face
HAHA1320 2
How did he get the number???
0die 0
I'm in the same boat. My intoxicated father calls me ungrateful even though I loaned him some money AND have seen him stealing from my wallet.
agentx52 13
There is no law saying you have to pay it.
Lmaster1234 5
I love how its an exact number
mikuxxhatsune 32
How did he calculate it, did he fish out every single receipt and bill for everything since you were born because $27,601 is prettt darn specific.
gatorgirl7563 22
Don't give him a penny. As your biological father, he has a legal obligation to provide for your needs while you are a minor without expecting recompense of any kind. Also, unless you both make the agreement beforehand that something is a loan, has strings attached, or requires repayment at a later date, any 'extras' he buys you while you were/are a minor or after you reached age 18 are considered either gifts or an extenuation of his parental obligations.
MrZed_fml 11
Don't pay
IHaveThePower 18
An effective counterpoint might be offering to discuss it with the cops, since 1) that's illegal and 2) mentioning cops to a deadbeat dad often reminds them of unpaid child support.