Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
flotar 0
congratulations man!!! he finally learned your name lol
fisheatsbear 6
well when you put anon down as your name...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (84)
adam_1684 0
.love how u didn't mention the reason.
ghodaqb 0
that sounds fake
Euphemism 0
comment moderated.
sorryinadvance 0
Donald trump ftw!
IneffableLullaby 13
It could have been worse. At least your boss did say your name correctly finally. :)
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
ouch. my last name is easy to pronounce. WRIGHT. W-R-I-G-H-T. lol
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Well, at least that's one good thing you got out of that.
19eightyeight 4
ydi for having Donald trump as ur boss.
roger_707707 0
go and punch him in the face. what, he's going to fire you for that?
thecarine78_fml 0
Yes it really sucks. but i'm curious: what's your name?????
IWABO2_ 0
haha it was like a twist at the end.