Nice meeting you

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

Adding insult to injury

Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML