Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Well, now you "found" it.
kaka123abc 0
Well what a nice friend you have
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Comments (46)
SnailJamsss 6
Maybe you accidentally left it over there one day and you just forgot where you left it?
PhillyHilly 10
you have an awesome friend.
My_Nightmare 19
He/she forgot to tell you that they found it and decided to keep it in their garage for safe keeping.
My_Nightmare 19
and when I say safe keeping I mean "safe keeping"
tellithowitis 13
So ur happy?
2amkid 0
that is messed up!
duckie1015 9
I feel like "best friend" should be in quotes too
stewpididiot 11
Eh, it probably saved your life. Getting hit by cars is a common side effect of bicycle riding.
False_Stupidity 42
Yes, that's it, the OP's friend was just looking out for his health out of genuine concern... /sarcasm
TapialPaado 1
If you left it there, YDI. If he stole it, FYL.
ajjucool 0
so did he steal it.. or you just forfot you kept it there?
himoonkey 8
Idk that any one can f
PaddyMcFat 7
Kick hos ass!
PaddyMcFat 7
Of course I mean his ass