Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I met my partner’s parents wearing my favorite hoodie to look casual-cool. As I stood to shake hands, the hem caught on a chair and ripped in a loud, dramatic seam that sounded like a trumpet. Silence, then his Mom said, “She's a character!” FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
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Top comments
anti_average 5
Most people who generalize are douchey bigots.
Hacksaw 4
Guess that means he doesn't want to be your Peter Pan.
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Comments (392)
dealwithit84 0
grow up
gingersnapper 0
YDI for trying to pick up pedophiles.
Squander 3
THAT'S IT, I'M GETTING SEXY CARTOON THEMED LINGERIE.
Tcaret300 12
u can wear whtevr u want anyway it's disney so that's timeless
PhillyFox 0
I see a lot of insecure assholes on this post. Unless there's some law that you're not allowed to wear Disney stuff past 16. At least the OP is comfortable enough to wear stuff she likes and is tasteful. Or maybe she should just wear a cotton Hollister shirt with her thong hanging out. You know, more to her bf's liking. Because his tastes are all that matters.
fritoo44 0
I'm guessing that you have a season pass to Disney Land and a rediculously large collection of Disney movies. Your fiancé is completely justified, adults should not wear clothing that is made fir children. YDI.
alyjane 0
where what you want.
InsanityShard 23
Accidentally hit YDI, sorry. >_>
Ari_Rocks 8
Yall some lame ass adults wear whatever you want find someone who loves you for you. Dont care about what other people think