Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
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Brittneyyyy 7
Why wouldn't she just type in the password herself? FYL though. You should talk to her about that :/
phatdaddy62 23
Her PW is Impotent Mother ******?
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Comments (93)
JohnBoyFsYL 10
I use a password for a ton of things that is my ex girlfriends name. I don't have feelings for her or anything, it's just that I used it when I first got a computer when i was with her and when I got an email address and stuff I signed up for when I first had my computer. I don't see why it's a big deal. Sort your life out.
junker311 0
Same. I don't know why they're saying to break up or she's cheating. Lame.
BritishHobo 0
I'm not saying that's wrong or anything, but it's so clearly going to lead to an awkward moment if you don't tell your future/current partner about it, and one day you have to tell them the password and explain why it's your exes name.
firechildredhead 0
Hahaha! That totally sucks doesn't it? This same FML has happened to me. No biggie though. Just bitch for a day then laugh and talk trash about said ex and move on.
jgray106 3
you should have the password already if she's your wife
anahlicious 10
Not necessarily. No one knows my passwords. That's something private and should only be shared if the person feels comfortable about it...
Yog_Sahaw 0
Right, because everything the wife has should belong to the husband too? Sorry, nope.
ImAnEpicPoserPer 0
YDI cuz youre so ugly. :3
frozzenhart 0
Well tell her you want a break up if you are so upset abt it , then her password will become your name ;P
QwertyMcNugget 0
Getting a divorce over something like that is pretty . . . dumb. Especially if the password really doesn't mean anything. I say OP should just politely ask her to change it, not go on some huge tirade and divorce her.
Zebidee 9
So? At least people are unlikely to guess it. You didn't.
geronimo501 0
doesn't mean she's cheating on you but maybe that's an indication there still may be feelings for him?
FlashBurn 13
Why do people use ex's/girlfriends/fiancee's names for a password? That's not that bright, and can easily be broken.
Indiana_fml 4
Well, it's safer than using the current partner's name ;)