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expassword - - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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resipsahipsta - 28/06/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML

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Anonymous - 08/09/2013 05:42 - United States - Calera

Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML

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LockedOut - 02/11/2013 06:27 - United States

Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML

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You have been warned

Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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Anonymous - 07/02/2013 06:20 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML

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Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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This ain't it chief

JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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Anonymous - 27/08/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML

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Brittneyyyy 7

Friday 17 December 2010 9:21

Why wouldn't she just type in the password herself? FYL though. You should talk to her about that :/

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 17 December 2010 9:28

Her PW is Impotent Mother ******?

fakEwOrLD 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:07

Uggh did you ever consider that she never got around to changing it. Or perhaps she has private stuff n figured you never guess the password. Either way I've done that before only I'm not married lol..if it bugs you that much just ask her

ideasrule 13

Friday 17 December 2010 17:35

Your wife's stupid for giving you the password, instead of changing the password, giving you the new one, and changing it back when your computer's fixed.

Ninjafriends 1

Friday 17 December 2010 17:55

OP, don't worry. I'm sure it's simply nostalgia.... like her never getting over their amazing sex life. Doesn't it make you feel good that even though sex with her ex was exponentially better than it is with you, she still chose to be with you for the rest of her life? That says a lot, considering how much she must miss getting ravaged by him. That's how much she loves you.