Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
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Brittneyyyy 7
Why wouldn't she just type in the password herself? FYL though. You should talk to her about that :/
phatdaddy62 23
Her PW is Impotent Mother ******?
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Comments (93)
stevenmx86 8
Oooo shit that sucks op... Sorry
cherrieann21 0
don't worry I havnt changed my passwords for years
sexiilittlething 6
you are still the one whom she married
jablome 6
Hey OP, do you think he asks her, "Who's your password?" as he ***** her?
thirdtesticle 0
hahahahahahahha
boobookittyf411 0
yessssssss
jack1001 0
i think u dnt satisfy her .
perdix 31
Well, now you know her back-up strategy in case your hard disk crashes and all you can offer her is a floppy drive.
pike1346 3
no way that shit would fly
wcstcomic 0
Yeah, #12, spousal abuse is the universal answer to your life's problems ... that's real healthy
funktown 2
ALBATROSS9080 0
she probably set it that then never changed it cause it's what she remembers