Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me using LinkedIn, a platform people use to connect with potential employers. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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Top comments
unknown_user5566 27
Your work can't change it, or WON'T change it? That seems like a silly thing to make fully permanent, if they truly cannot change it for you. So sorry to hear about your broken engagement, OP. It's good you found out now, instead of after you were married.
mdoncses 8
Usernames and tattoos should never be a lovers name. It usually ends badly.
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Comments (88)
Ally156 5
That's awful. He's an idiot.
spottyblanket 8
Call IT support and make them change it...no such thing.
rosieprice21 2
that sucks. however... you get a daily reminder of why you broke it off, so you won't be like other people who stupidly go back.
simoncat 11
Nah. Every time you log in you'll be reminded of how much better your life is going to be now that you are rid of the cheater.
noisebox 1
Well you did the right thing if a partner cheats you throw them to the curb el pronto!
Supernovas_Child 13
That sucks. That really sucks. I'm so sorry, OP. Hopefully you'll find a better guy whose last name will give you pride. :)
Elendil_fml 10
Why would you end it if it's the first time hr cheated? That doesn't even make sense. My ex cheated on me with at least 4 other guys and I didn't end out relationship. (She did, btw)
amazing1997 0
That's terrible! Thank your lucky stars it's nothing embarrassing to..
ambiebabii 1
This is why you shouldn't count your chickens, before they hatch. #justsayin
raphdragon02 8
They lied it CAN be changed. Just ask someone in IT to help you out. Sorry, OP, i would if i could...
Shade1982 21
Not entirely true, in some systems you can't change a username because of everything that's linked to it. They can, however, delete the user profile and recreate it, but a lot of companies have policies stopping them from doing so.