Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me using LinkedIn, a platform people use to connect with potential employers. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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Top comments
unknown_user5566 27
Your work can't change it, or WON'T change it? That seems like a silly thing to make fully permanent, if they truly cannot change it for you. So sorry to hear about your broken engagement, OP. It's good you found out now, instead of after you were married.
mdoncses 8
Usernames and tattoos should never be a lovers name. It usually ends badly.
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tobedd 13
Depends on what she does and security logging, etc. sometimes it's tied to the username. Especially true in hospitals.
theandrewdays 2
Sounds like you're the sorry one
fatlemonjefferso 8
I, as a systems administrator, have changed usernames because issues similar to this one. It's not a big deal. Perhaps, the OP's company should outsource their IT department or fire a few people.
greeneye_fml 12
You can always change your password to "**** (his surname)" to try and make yourself feel better.
catanita 18
They can create a new adress for you and all the emails that are sent to the old adress can be redirected to the new one.
sassy2085 16
Use it as a reminder of what not to look for in a man. :)
paschale 7
Find a new boyfriend with the same surname as your ex fiancé and marry him.
fakkumairaifu 14
What would possess someone to cheat on their fiance/e? I understand if it's a marriage where the thrill is gone and everyone's unhappy, or if it's a relationship that was evidently not going to work out. But why would you commit to someone for the rest of your life and THEN turn around and bang someone else? Just when you're supposed to start planning out your great future? People like this - not queer ones - should be the minority that is denied the right to marry.
Cryogenix 12
Bad luck to use his last name before you get married. You should have known that.
captainObviously 15
Open a ticket! Im sure they can recreate your usernames in this unique circumstance!