Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me using LinkedIn, a platform people use to connect with potential employers. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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Top comments
unknown_user5566 27
Your work can't change it, or WON'T change it? That seems like a silly thing to make fully permanent, if they truly cannot change it for you. So sorry to hear about your broken engagement, OP. It's good you found out now, instead of after you were married.
mdoncses 8
Usernames and tattoos should never be a lovers name. It usually ends badly.
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chriswright1888 10
That must hurt! Damn. Sorry.
perdix 31
Your company is going to be sorry. After months of logging in with the scumbag's name, you might become warped into an embezzler.
Enslaved 38
They can change it. People get married/divorced all the time and change their names. Sounds like they're just being lazy.
yeti37 16
a douchebag by any other name is still a d-bag. find a way to change it
tomhofer 14
I'm sure if you bitch enough they will change it
amandajlucas2015 2
Exactly stand ur ground.. Grow some balls
natluna79 5
Now you know not to make hasty decisions
Zomg_Okay 27
I doubt deciding to get married to somebody was a hasty decision, to be fair.
Enslaved 38
Example- I remember FMLer-- "Mrsassypants" kept having people question "Is it MrsAssingPants or MrSassyPants"? The FML Mods did him a favor and easily changed it, finally putting an end to that repetitive question. So why can't the OP's company do it? ***Your situation is heartbreaking regardless. ):
leydia 10
Talk to the IT department, they should be able to make you a new user name, and be able t delete the old one out of the system.
CheeseHater 23
I've had similar problems, IT people can really be the worst. They used to tell me it's impossible even though I knew how to do it and told them that. What did they say? "You lie". Great IT department.
hammie27 3
Hey now...no need to judge all IT people by the lazy asshole ones! Some of us can actually be pleasant and helpful!
CheeseHater 23
Of course, I didn't say that. But I was just saying that she might be unlucky, too. And that sucks ass.
sweetmama88 6
Can't you change that!
vbmg152 19
They can change it!! Whether they do or not, don't sweat it. In time, you'll meet Mr. Right & that cheater will be a fleeting memory! Don't think too much about it when you're signing in, just treat it as any other user name. You didn't mess up, he did! Good luck, OP!