Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
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lolol182 4
lol fail
bghernandez2011 14
I wouldn't need a job if that were the case... Lol
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Comments (43)
0 3
Whoops. I would have done the same thing.
Skater14 0
Ahaha. This made my day. Thanks. :P
TheAntiComment 0
sounds like a perfect ice-breaker to me. Kudos on the new job
Imthatgirlthere 0
I hope you were hired. Good luck. *giggles hysterically*
jSOPURE 3
Was it at least a decent fart? I wouldn't hire anybody that does wussy, baby farts. :)
Miru_fml 0
I don't understand why people laugh at farts?
Assmilk 0
^ It's more common for us guys, since we've been doing silly shit since we were little....
derriick 0
i agree with jsopre.. you probably have a weak fart which probably means you have a weak chin, in turn you probably have a weak handshake... hhaaa
z_vet 0
I agree with #14.
Annie_Miss 0
LMAO, LOL, ROFL---I'm in hysterics. This would happen to me, but I'd continue to giggle for 15 min...I'm shaking still cracking up. I have a fart machine and I use it shamelessly. And I'm female...and have a very conservative facade. You're awesome. Fart away....hahahahahaha.