Anonymous
North Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That would be really great
Today, I actually googled whether masturbation could induce weight loss. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fattymuch
India
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Can't be bothered
Today, I realised just how lazy I am when I was about to masturbate, but decided not to because I didn't want to put in the effort. FML
SignificantShrinkage
🌶️ Spicy
Missing
Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML
RyanM
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Kelli
That slaps!
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
jai90
Utrecht, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
chunkymonkey
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
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Chazzster 32
It would be if you went for a long walk first.
wrecklesswfire 3
well? can it?
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Chazzster 32
It would be if you went for a long walk first.
rick 10
Try exercising more than your dick if you want to lose weight
rick 10
Try exercising more than your dick if you want to lose weight
rick 10
Try exercising more than your dick if you want to lose weight
wrecklesswfire 3
well? can it?
jkjorn 18
asking for a friend, right?