Today, after months of tests for mystery nerve pain, I went to get more blood taken only to leave the clinic with an empty tin to collect my bowel movements for the next 72 hours. Which needs to be refrigerated. I live with four other people, with one fridge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML
Today, my finally figuring out what the hell is wrong with my body has coincided with the local clinic closing for the weekend. I can't get referrals until they open again. Only three long, boring, miserable days and three long, agonizing, sleepless nights to go. And probably more even after. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to vomiting and abdominal pain, and they decided to fit me with an IV drip. It took several tries by two different people to get the cannula in. I feel like a human pin-cushion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for severe abdominal pain and nausea. I sat in the waiting room for six hours, just to be told, “We don’t know what’s wrong with you. Try taking Gravol and Tylenol and maybe lay off the fatty foods.” I feel like shit. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, my mother-in-law came over. Probably thinking that the needles in our fridge were steroids, and wanting to do the right thing, she took them to throw them away. I'm diabetic, and they were my insulin. I went into shock after she left and had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I spent several hours sitting in the ER hyperventilating from pain and passing out, due to a herniated disc in my back. I had to watch at least 5 people go ahead of me, whose only complaints was that their stomach hurt or they felt nauseous. One of these people had a bag of snacks with them. FML
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lambda_fml 40
Yet you managed to write four.
rivaraven 35
#61, for the next 72 hours. I think the problem is not OP, but you and your ability to read.
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Comments (142)
thesubconscious 9
You know he means he has to pee in the can right?
kaycee1996 5
Esky!
jayleensmama 14
This is where I would invest $79 for a mini fridge from Walmart.
cinnamondemon 8
Buy a mini fridge for those 72 hours. Return it when done. Hope you get better
hannahsnyder69 16
We all know some drunk roommate is gonna think its chocolate
thatbaybay 8
Just go get a cooler full of ice it works and you don't have to put it in the fridge
Sputnikspak 13
Wrap it in a couple of plastic bags, and if people really object to it being in the fridge, get some ice packs and put it in a container/cooler.
DanqGirlxoxo 13
I suggest you go to walmart and buy yourself those small travel freezers you put ice in to avoid any humiliation & torment. Be smart about this. If you decide to leave it in the freezer shared among everyone else , then YDI.
Jharrist89 12
Haha this should be interesting!
Omniprism 15
Cooler and some ice.