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My poor baby

Today, a car hit me while I was on a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

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what a stupid bitch

hopefully she was wearing a skirt!!

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KennKenn 0

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OMG. Is the car okay?

I would have tripped her.

u r an emo nerd ******. u still play star wars and Zelda. beat it bitch and get a life

whennotlooking 0

Only tripped her? I would've shoved my fist up her ass when she stepped over me.

charlybarly 0

should of tripped her up and then checked if the road was ok

hahaha genius (:

catkat1988 17

How about filing a police report and including her priorities in it? I'm sure that if you hit a pedestrian, no matter who was at fault, your first obligation is to make sure the pedestrian is okay and gets the appropriate help.

^^^ She makes a valid point. I agree.

good Samaritan law in a lot of states say the bystanders have to help. if you're at fault I'm sure there is something about that.

it's always the drivers fault for hitting a pedestrian. they have the right of way. so she better check her car for damage because she won't be able to pay for it

Llama_Face89 34

135- untrue. If the pedestrian is not in a cross walk and they're hit by a car they can be fined.

wow, what a douche. Hope you're okay, OP.

Haleyz_a_BOSS 0

Even if OP was fine, the dumb bitch should have still acknowledged them instead of stepping over them. I mean, really, that's so rude.

missmadii 0

Very true. My last thought would be if the car was ok. Even if it was my dad's car knowing I'd get my ass kicked if there was damage :P

hmmm, lawsuit. You DID call the police right?

She really knows what's important, doesn't she? - rolls eyes -

raspberry_jin 0

so you didn't get any hurts? hope you're okay!

oh my god .. are u ok???? I would leave the fricken car and help u !!!!! hope u feel better