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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

My poor baby

Today, a car hit me while I was on a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

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what a stupid bitch

hopefully she was wearing a skirt!!

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fluffysponges 0

Oh dear, I hope the car isn't damaged.

you should have smashed her face into the car and then asked her if her car was okay

these bitches and cars, they don't mix.

What kinda car was it

azracazabra 0

Asians

random_oreo 0

I was hit by a car doing 35mph and I flew into the windshield and rolled off the top of the car. Still feeling pain from it

If that was in Australia, she'd be charged with negligent driving, negligent driving causing bodily harm, failure to stop at a crosswalk, failure to stop at a crosswalk causing bodily harm, failure to act common courtesy to the injured party. Between u and I, she got off Scott free, my God I would have offered you the world just to make sure I heard you tell me you're alright. Hah, some people are sooooooooo insensitive. I feel for ya!!

HerpaderpMeg 12

Step 1: Scream, " MY LEG! I CANT BREATHE!" s Step 2: Collect

Don't we all just live each other? XD

As she is looking at her car, id be looking at her number plate. ^_^