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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

My poor baby

Today, a car hit me while I was on a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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what a stupid bitch

hopefully she was wearing a skirt!!

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poor car,, ):

Are YOU ok though?

secret_dragon 0

a question I am surprised no one else has asked

a women did that to me! but I almost died -.- awkd

Grammar, sucka'.

of course it was a woman...

You are SO (not) clever.

Of course, the first thing she needs to know is how much you owe her for the damage you caused. Maybe you ought to stop attacking poor, innocent cars. Even if you catch them by surprise, they usually win.

fyl11122233 0

SUE!

is the pavement okay? I hope no blood stained it because we wouldn't want that.

BigHoshJosh 0

thats Cali for ya

That's something you would expect with a female driver.