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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

My poor baby

Today, a car hit me while I was on a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

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what a stupid bitch

hopefully she was wearing a skirt!!

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Some people........ Your car is repairable! The injuries that person sustains night not be!

The_9th_Doctor 18

should have slammed his head into his car. "there's a little car damage but it's face shaped. want me to even it out?" then just keep slamming it.

were there witnesses in case she trys to sue?

TheD3stroy3r 2

Sue her ass

rabid_otaku 29

THE YELLOW ONES DON'T STOP!

Report her.

Happened to me before. Pissed me off