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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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My poor baby
Today, a car hit me while I was on a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML
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mariazzz 5
what a stupid bitch
ribbyc80 0
hopefully she was wearing a skirt!!
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CTM0 3
I would check my carbfirst and if there was damage I would sue you
SimplyEnvy 0
Wait, wait, wait... The real question is why is there a car in the kitchen..?
smartalek 2
ouch. don't let them police get ya down. you're just resting. but don't go back...
naijagirl96 1
Well at least you can use that in court. you're about to come into alot of money my friend.
BloodyDraven 0
u should've kicked her in the ass when she was bent over, then both her car and face would be damaged
victo890 11
r u ok but since you can write your FML you should be pretty much fine but ur ok right ??? but she is just a bitch the person who was driving XD
jennabell86 0
I hope you at least got her license plate number so you can track her down
captainTexas84 0
hmm... are the speed bumps supposed to scream?
ObviousMystery 0
You should have tripped her on her way back
aknight14 0
i wouldve checked the car first.its ur fault for being in the way