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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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My poor baby
Today, a car hit me while I was on a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML
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mariazzz 5
what a stupid bitch
ribbyc80 0
hopefully she was wearing a skirt!!
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2112mike 4
of course it was a woman...
MoNercy 10
What a bitch. If you were unconscious, she may have even just driven off if no one was around.
Tomahawk00984 0
I really hope you're okay.
Tomahawk00984 0
Do you know why Germany pretty much has no speed limit? Because in Germany, to be able to drive, you need to acquire a license that's incredibly difficult to get. You almost need to have the skills of a racer to be able to get a German License. So then ***** like the one explained above will be kept off the road.
shadowx41 0
good driver
nilin95 1
that would be super fun if she drove down the street hit a car got out then got her self hit she would deserve it.
sodapopper 6
The sme thing happened to me when I was 10 years old. She hit me, got out then looked at her beamers front bumper..i was beside myself. Idiots abound in terrifying numbers my friend.
colton821 4
Get every nickle and dime you can.
omgdoublefml 3
I would've kicked that bitch's car and left a massive dent, cause I wouldn't have had to pay. I love the law sometimes!
gmc_blossom 21
I think it's a more "FHL". "Today, as I was driving along, I accidentally hit a young man. Because of him, I have a few minor scratches on the front of my car. FML"