Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML
Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML
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Top comments
Kataclysm97 32
Sounds like you live on the adult version of sesame street.
emilycb93 12
Where do you work? Hollywood Boulevard?
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Comments (70)
montecarlo1979 4
Did u pee urself?
MelonLord1544 11
Wow, I remember moderating this comment ('_')
worldclassrager 41
Well for sure you will live longer...the more laughter you will have a longer life...
Sports_guy3 28
Then I'll live to be over 200.
RaulGarcia30 10
at least you weren't tickled til you pissed yourself
Omniprism 15
Payback is a bitch, start planning.
Randomness90 27
They were just trying to treat you like a prince.
Xalandra 17
I'd file a complaint with HR or your boss's boss. I would be ******* pissed if my coworkers suddenly thought it was okay to man handle me, tape me to a ******* chair, and then tickle me as much as they could, just because their dumbasses are ******* bored. Guess what? This thing called work? It's going to be boring sometimes. Grow the **** up and do your work anyway. That's what you're paid to do, and I highly doubt that if they could get away with doing this to you that you work somewhere that tickling is required for the job. Taping me to my chair would just ******* terrify me. Since when is it okay to hold someone against their will? They need to be reported, from this FML it sounds like you were terrified and singled out. I'm sure HR will be happy to know they slack off whenever they 're bored.
dramaelf 37
Jeez, tell us what you really think.
touch_phobia 13
I hate how some people are saying the OP should just laugh it off. some people have problems with tickling. I know that I personally have had asthma AND panic attacks while being tickled. And the bad part is that you can't say anything while being tickled. As a child my worst fear was being tickled!
touch_phobia 13
I hate how some people are saying the OP should just laugh it off. some people have problems with tickling. I know that I personally have had asthma AND panic attacks while being tickled. And the bad part is that you can't say anything while being tickled. As a child my worst fear was being tickled!
katina1236 20
Best boss ever