Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML
Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML
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Top comments
Kataclysm97 32
Sounds like you live on the adult version of sesame street.
emilycb93 12
Where do you work? Hollywood Boulevard?
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Comments (70)
Dmc169 9
You sound like a whiny bitch. Your job partakes in tickle fights while other people have nazis for bosses and hate their jobs.
doggy1230 5
Can kindof see 1's point. Imagine the lawsuites that would fly if OP were a female. It depends on the relationship you guys have as coworkers. If my coworkers laid a finger on me I'd sue, but I'm not very close with them and our relationship is defined as strictly professional. If you guys are a bit closer.... then maybe this sort of thing is acceptable, and maybe it's one of the drawbacks you should put up with that comes with being friends with your coworkers. Prank them back harder, or define this as a line by saying you don't want them to touch you.
lolli_12 6
That actually sounds fun, it's probably just me.
bfsd42 20
81, where in this thread did anyone say to laugh it off?
not_a_anonomous 9
At least your boss is cool and lenient.
pwnman 33
HA! At least your not hated.
awkward_gothlady 32
As someone who absolutely HATES being tickled by anyone for any reason, this really made me cringe. What they did was a form of bullying and/or harassment. Report them to your boss's superior or HR.
EffyFails 18
can't have been that bad, bet you were laughing and all
StellaNox 16
Your boss sounds cool compared to many ass!@?/- people have written about here.
HockeyGirlLover 7
Lmao I'm sorry but I don't really see the problem here