Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML
Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML
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Top comments
Kataclysm97 32
Sounds like you live on the adult version of sesame street.
emilycb93 12
Where do you work? Hollywood Boulevard?
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Comments (70)
afroman52 12
Michael Scott?
footcheezeez 16
Day = made. End. Of. Story.
SoTotallySeabass 2
Boop
tukies 28
Well time to loosen their chair screws, or something else fun. Being tickled to death is better than being tickled till you pee on yourself!
jen1682 11
Saran Wrap their car, put Justin Beiber posters all over their wall, or fill every inch of their office with post-it notes. Not that I've ever done these things...
nopasanada 3
sounds really fruity
Wizzlbang 10
That's not a pun at all...
buckdharma 38
Could have been worse op. They could have taped you to a chair to play a rousing game of hide the pickle.
Edumcg 24
I was expecting a "And they I pooped in my pants"or a "And then I throw up" at the end, sorry my fault. Tickling is not that bad OP :] at least you have a fun boss.
touch_phobia 13
Some people have problems with tickling. They might have asthma or might get a panic attack. It could be serious, and they wouldn't be able to say or do anything. I almost died getting tickled when I was younger and now I have a problem with any touching
SmuggletheBudgie 15
and some 1's and question marks and a tilde wouldn't go astray either.
cmac86 24
I want to work where you do. my boss, while they like to play pranks and all, wouldn't do this. this actually sounds fun.