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Mr Rogers

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

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Seems legit. (:

The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.

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He did the best thing:)

Tis the season.

CoolRainbowdash 15

He wanted to make a grill to cook his turkey

Haha bbye leaves AND grass

For some reason i thought of the sims...

Mackenzie99 6

Oh god... How did that work out lol

Your father is a smart man. Why do all the labor when you can just set the whole place on fire. I just might do that at my future workplace

Prepping for the big holiday?

Our landlord comes in two days.

That does suck! Sorry. :(

That is genius. From now on, all your neighbors will "volunteer" to do all his yard work for him - so he does not set their house on fire! Why did I not think of this awesome plan first???

Well actually out in the country families burn parts of their grass when it's dead because it will fertilize the soil and make the grass grown back greener.