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Mr Rogers

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Seems legit. (:

The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.

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LOL!! Nuff said:)

ur dad is a bamf

The lawn, the lawn, the lawn is on fire, we don't need no water, let the ************ burn.

WinterBeauty17 0

Hahaha your dad is a bad ass XD

"Honey, the house has termites. I'm going to put sticks of dynamite in all the rooms and blow it up!"

Actually I've had roughly the same idea. Only I plan to do it with a proper fire-service drip torch, a couple of trucks for backup, and some expert guidance and coordination. No, they won't charge me, they'd love the training.

missabbey 3

I'm sorry it happened at least it didn't go on the house! Ps how does op deserve this?

Abracadavre_fml 9

Epic. Win.

That didn't happen.

I love how their location is US only there would this happen xD