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Mr Rogers

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Seems legit. (:

The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.

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Beats raking it :/

So, he’s a drunk pyromaniac? Sounds legit.

structuredchaoz 4

On the east coast where people have big yards, this is actually common practice in the fall.

You didn't mention whether or not he inhaled.

Now thats a Chuck Norris BBQ

That'd be a great way to light up the weed...

Alcohol and fire don't mix. Well, they do but the outcome is never good.

I don't know why but this is hilarious

Man why didn't I think of that... That's awesome! Efficiency at its finest. I just used the lawn mower and it's bag to pick up all the leaves and mow the lawn at the same time.

moomoomeow2 7

I'm really sorry