JWhite
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Mr Rogers
Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML
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WTSchool 0
Seems legit. (:
perdix 31
The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.
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WTSchool 0
Seems legit. (:
decko44 7
What could go wrong?
icefshng8 9
Very efficient
Keyman1212 14
I've got a new strategy to clean the leaves up at my house! I'll just test it out in my neighbor's yard first...
YoshApathy 6
Mission complete
fanceh 10
You might be a redneck if...
DrDilllonReese 12
That awkward moment when you catch your dad lighting the lawn on fire...
Keyman1212 14
That awkward moment when you have to explain to the firemen why half the block has burnt down...
DrDilllonReese 12
I hate awkward moment jokes too. It was just a good situation. But how about that awkward moment when I tell all the people who make those jokes to go **** off?
blackheart24 10
28- Then you'd be telling yourself to **** off since you were the first one to use the awkward moment joke...
DrDilllonReese 12
It's the first awkward moment joke I've made in the history of my life. I actually find them to be a poor attempt at humor. Next question please
ColdplaySucks 18
Neopets
Ray_of_midnight 23
came here to say this.
Cheergal910 15
It's too legit to quit. (;
clumsylittleme 11
I love how all of number 22's comments have been thumbed down (;
Naitsi 19
it truly does
EvilCupcake8361 9
27: *too sorry I had to
vivaladino 7
Your dad is fertilizing the soil with the ashes of the dead leaves
xxDefiantxx 0
Thats a nice yard you got there. It woulds be a shame if something happened to it
cash_monkey72 9
Fun beats practicality every time. And beer beats fun.
ClaremoreZebra 8
Beer is fun. So that's irrelevant.
oh_your_god 15
No, no, no... Beer enhances fun.
SkoomaKi 28
Your dads a reborn pyromaniac!
Koryissocoollike 0
now to clean the ashes.....
Smashhoof 15
Or he's an ecologist testing theories about secondary succession.
saIty 17
Well make the most of it by roasting some marshmallows and singing some campfire songs.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Camplawn songs? Sorry... I'll go back under my bridge....
Right_Click 12
Is it time for a Spongebob reference yet?
G97Alex 21
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song And if you think we can't sing this song faster then you're wrong! But it would help if you just sing along!
exotica_fml 6
hahah your dad is a dumb ass drunk
pancakerocks 1
most are....
Justforlolz 14
52- Really? And where did you happen to get those statistics?
exotica_fml 6
lol everybody is hating on my comment! oh well! also 96 **** off baby dick
megarawrrxd 0
Bonfire!
white16sox 19
Burn baby, burn!
False_Stupidity 42
Disco... Err, lawn-o inferno! Had to make it fit somehow...
perdix 31
The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.
cash_monkey72 9
I should totally do this then!
perdix 31
Tell your dad you're studying Scorched Earth Policy in school.
upyourzlolz 11
Was Scorched Earth Policy taught at Perdix University?
perdix 31
It will be when Perdix University is founded. ;)
LexSpades 4
Pluss the ash is good for the soil so technically it's good for the lawn, well the next lawn lol
Numeral 4
I think burning grass will actually make it come back greener. He's obviously a pro at this
Velocity98 2
Wow! Now I can burn up half my neighborhood's lawns for a reason! Thanks
Right_Click 12
Puts a new meaning to "greener on the other side." If OP's neighbors ask, the secret is arson...
turnupthemusic94 0
I don't think that's what they had in mind when they said "Christmas lights"
sheethapins 13
I'm with your dad, here. Raking is a pain in the ass.
macy143 0
It hurts your arms too!!!
False_Stupidity 42
No, use a snow blower to blow them all onto your neighbors yard :-)