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Mr Rogers

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Seems legit. (:

The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.

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almostalbino 10

It worked didn't it?

I want your dad at my next birthday party

holdenthemonkey 3

Your dad is thinking ahead, leaves are gone and grass will never grow there again...let me know when you post your mower on eBay... I will need one this summer because I still have grass because I rake my leaves.

oh wow. is everything okay now?

im not really big on the whole raking idea either

The roof is on fire!

Lol, did he burn his eyebrows off and singe the hair on his arm and head like my ex lol, quite a show

Tht must be one hell of a fire, literally! Must have been cool to eatch thouhg

Dude. Party at your house. Your dad sounds like a riot.

Mom: clean the yard!! Dad: mmm... problem... SOLVED!