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Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing, "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

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StopDropNRoll 11

What in the world is a tea-cosy?

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cindayy77 0

That's funny xD

PSQ91 6

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HomeAl0ne 20

Don't do it.

hisgirlherboy 5

I admire your need to be noticed

crduncan 6

why didn't you just move?

coltsrock37 15

You should've made him use the tea cosy as a barf bag

ilikeapplejuice 7

What a creeper.. I would've just moved seats

mike3775 39

At no time did it ever occur to you to get up and move to a different seat?

kaileigh10 2

Going to another seat might have helped.

skwonkie 4

I don't understand why some people can so easily escape mental facilities.

mdizzl 6

I would have gotten up and changed my seat

OakChair 14

Comments like these make me wish there was a way to add them to a "Favorites" list.