Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML
Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML
Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Top comments
Tigg3r 3
Well, he was trying to save you. I mean, it wasn't like he did it on purpose! I'm still gonna call FYL though.
Elf_My_Life 0
YDI for complaining. He was trying to save you.
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Comments (54)
youthink_fml 0
if you're stupid enough to stand under a branch that is being cut from a tree........
Opiton1 0
How on earth is a simple and VERY minor accident a FML? You need to get a life if this was an FML.
TheLoneWolf87 4
Headshot.
BrownSugar_fml 5
your dad is so sweet, so he made a mistake but at least you know he loves you enough to try to save you.... fyl for getting hit with a branch but kudos for having an awesome dad!
karinka 0
jokes
jamjenni2774 0
sexpanther10 0
what the hell? were these 30 lb limbs falling? Why push you out of the way like he's Indiana Jones or something, how about catch it do it doesnt smack you in the face. F your Dad's life for being such a dumbass.
killurbeer 0
Ungrateful little shit
jandrews10 0
Great mental picture! I bet you guys had a good laugh about that one! LOL
MissOriginal 0
Dude, people have WORSE stories on here... like their lives are CRAP. Take bullshit like this to MLIA