Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML
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Ctrl_H 18
He's that good huh?
jizzwold 21
Never has a tissue been so desired.
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Comments (118)
xRezSynn 15
You couldn't see it when you wiped it on your arm?
RedPillSucks 33
so.... He didn't finish?
HeadlessSparrow 20
No wonder there was blood, your nose kept running.
Sputnikspak 13
I get some pretty awful nosebleeds, and it usually doesn't feel like more than a tickle until it's already dripping. Hasn't happened during sex, thankfully, but it's happened while I was driving. I pulled off on a side street until it stopped, but driving home I was terrified a cop would pull me over because my shirt was COVERED in blood.
SamCat 21
i've been a nosebleeder since I was little too. Usually the warmth of the blood coming down my nose is my alert sign. I got used to waking up in the middle of the night with my face covered in blood, my husband, not so much lol
Sputnikspak 13
If I get them at night now I usually wake up because the dog is licking me. Often I wake up and freak out because my pillow is wet, but I also drool in my sleep. Ever since I invested in a good humidifier it hasn't been bad outside of allergy season. My boyfriend used to get bad nosebleeds (deviated septum) so he doesn't freak out.
Fatguineapig 13
Bloody nose are like runny noses that never end. And are red
mzdaisylynn 12
Why would you put a snot covered arm all over your boyfriend and his sheets? That is just gross.
WritingUtensil 9
"Oops, sorry. This always happens when I get an erection. " But, you're a girl so it doesn't really apply.
legendforge 5
Even if it was snot that's ******* disgusting.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Wow. Story of my life>.< this happens all the time with me and my girlfriend>.< I suffer from frequent and random nosebleeds:P
Wizzlbang 10
... that's hot