Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML
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Ctrl_H 18
He's that good huh?
jizzwold 21
Never has a tissue been so desired.
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Comments (118)
jamal0000007 4
so if it was mucus all over everything it would have been acceptable?
jlynpa 10
I think it's more embarrassing that he owns silk sheets then your having a nose bleed. I'm an Egyptian Cotten girl all the way. Silk is too... Tactastic-Liberace?!?
3adi2 4
not your fault dear..
ballpython 15
If you were in bed with him I assume that he has has more than just your blood on him. It really should not be that big of a deal other than possibly staining the sheets with blood.
Mauskau 36
Been there, done that.
boshbish 14
YDI for not checking what was coming out if it kept running. And he deserves it for having silk sheets.
_Princess_Peach_ 9
We must date very different types of guys OP...his silk sheets? What guy has silk sheets??
chuckcloninger 12
Not a big deal though I'm sure it felt like it at the time. If you're a frequent nose bleeder or if you've started taking some blood thinning medication that could be contributing to this you obviously need to be aware and take precautions. But by putting the story here you are in the right spirit of being able to laugh about it.
amisenho 11
NO! Not the silk sheets! Anything but the silk sheets! Oh, the humanity!
alycion 39
Peroxide gets blood out of clothing/sheets. Dump it on the area and watch it fizz it away.