Today I took my girlfriend to the cafe where we had our first date, with the intention of proposing. Moments before I took the ring out, some sleazy old guy said, "How are you two fine babes single on a Saturday?" He refused to leave us alone, even when we said we were on a date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I was planning to propose to my girlfriend. I got out the ring and… she did the same. Coincidentally, she'd planned to propose to me, so we'd both got rings. Too bad our perfect moment was ruined by the bigot who called us “lezzers” and poured a pitcher of beer over both our heads. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
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XCoraline_CrossX 17
Some people deserve to get punched in the throat. With a chainsaw. That's on fire.
XCoraline_CrossX 17
Also, congratulations! I hope she said yes!
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XCoraline_CrossX 17
Some people deserve to get punched in the throat. With a chainsaw. That's on fire.
XCoraline_CrossX 17
Also, congratulations! I hope she said yes!
GhostFox 34
Usually if you speak to the manager of an establishment, they'll ask another customer to leave if they are harassing you or making you feel unsafe. I hope you got a good chance to propose even so!
egnur_mas 19
It may even make a good story someday, about the 'sleazy guy' who tried to hit on them while OP was planning to propose.
ImZakki 15
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Wait you proposed on your first date?
J352SAURUS 30
No, they went to the café where they had their first date.
Boyufd 25
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so is OP a girl or a guy?
jkjorn 18
Read the username.
Bubbles77777 11
That sucks, sorry
jessicasoho 13
Some people deserve to be punched in the throat. With a chainsa... wait. That's odd. Someone's already said that.
Chazzster 32
If that ever happens again speak to the manager that you are being harassed. It is the manager's responsibility to see that his guests/customers are comfortable and treated with respect. From the way you describe it, the A-Hole was simply harassing you, probably because he has something against lesbians if he refused to go away after you told him you were on a date. Frankly he should have been shown out if the establishment by the management.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
or he's just straight off dumb. Believe it or not, there are ppl out there that legit think homosexuality isn't real. (Thanks greatgrandpa and may you rest in piece)
GhostFox 34
An unfortunately large amount of men always think that they're the exception, and that something about them means that women who aren't into men will- for some reason- be attracted to him. There are also people who legitimately and horrifyingly believe that they can "make" homosexual women straight via rape. Chances are, if he didn't **** off after being told they were on a date, he is at least one of the above.
RichardPencil 32
Evidently, you are not effective at rejecting him. Time to go to Plan B. Plan B: Tell him you both want him to impregnate you and he can pay for all of the babies you and your girlfriend can pop out. He’ll quietly excuse himself.
Lalala579121 28
And then it turns out that he's a closet otaku and yandere is his kink.
QueenBeeGotStung 24
Hope you gey another chance, or if you did go ahead and propose anyway it went well! Shit like that guy is why I started wearing a wedding ring despite being single..