Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomiting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML
Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
Today, my cat peed on my long-term project so I had to stay up until 4 am doing the whole thing again... just for it to fall in the train tracks. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
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Top comments
padlarf 14
Your cat ate your homework?:D
DrunkenValor 0
YDI for stealing your cats prey for your modern art project.
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allmidnighteyes 11
WTF feathers? Were you planning on something of this caliber? http://www.legorobotcomics.com/?id=24
allmidnighteyes 11
I'm glad you enjoyed it, Mercy :]
DrunkenValor 0
I just read all of those comics now.
allmidnighteyes 11
I have no objections whatsoever.
redbluegreen 41
Twinny!!!! -is broken hearted-
allmidnighteyes 11
Damn right she is, mercy. You take one twinny, you take the other too. Twinsie♥ And alright, just for you :]
redbluegreen 41
I am I am I am?! -emo wiggle- Twinny!!! :D Mercy = ♥
redbluegreen 41
[Before anyone kills me... Emo wiggle... YouTube... CommunityChannel...]
allmidnighteyes 11
It'd be like you without the wonderful 80's references :]
justmyluck25 1
So, basically you're saying, "my cat ate my homework." Haha. That's a good one.
3rdReject 0
hahaha sounds like bart simpson
suaveneanderthal 0
what about post-dinner creativity?
hairytoenails 0
ydi for actually doing an art project
girlnamedkris 0
YDI for having a goddamned cat. What the hell were you thinking
hairytoenails 0
#37- i know seriously!
sublime93 0
Sounds like you were working on your project then started imagining your cat doing that and thought it would make a good fml.
kukopia 0
I don't care how tired you were or where you fell asleep. I don't care how long you slept. I don't care that your cat tore it up, because you didn't care enough to cover it.
AngelRaven89 0
well if she fell asleep on the table it's not like she was done for the night and would have thought to cover it. She was still working on it. If anything you should not care because she left it till the last minute. But really, who doesn't do that? FYL OP! Hope your kitty's OK and you didn't use too much glitter! Though that may make litter box clean up a little interesting.
iwishiweru 0
That really stinks. But how did your cat even get to your project??? next time use a talbe ur cat cant reach
Sigilwen 24
Good luck with that one. Those four legged furry balls of evil can get into almost anywhere.