Today, the guy I've been dating told me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, I told my guy friend to not put pictures of me on his story when we hang out, to which he replied, “You rejected me, but you continue to ask about my friends. For some reason you refuse to help me out with yours. At least some other girl I know will think I’m a catch for hanging with you.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years suggested I don’t display affection or try to hold his hand at a party because a girl there “recently got broken up with” and he doesn’t wanna “hurt her feelings.” When I replied that this was irrational, he told me, “Then don’t come at all stupid bitch, geez!” FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is still liking other semi-naked girls at Instagram, even though I'd told him a month ago that it makes me feel insecure. It's time to say goodbye to him; I can't find a man with integrity. FML
Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML
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Lateon 0
Dump him.
PersnicketyPu55y 0
Instead of whining about it, realize he's a jerk and stop dating him. No one can mistreat you unless you allow them to.
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Comments (121)
xTinyLovex 0
Punch him in the back of the head.
elizabethash93 0
dump him nowww
zoolander951 0
To spongebobrox, nai, the quickbrownfox, and mushrooms- nice debate guys! I wish I had been there. Not in a I-have-no-life way. You know what I mean. Except Mushrooms. You don't.
Nai_fml 0
Haha, thanks, it was fun.
zoolander951 0
looks like it. I'm just glad people like you guys still exist... and on the internet no less!
mohit88 0
An almost exact fml was posted a wile ago
GurrenBrigade 0
You people have no idea what a troll is, do you?
DameGreyWulf 1
Your mother is a troll, 'cause she hides under my bridge all day and occasionally comes up to demand money from me.
Emriss 0
To everyone involved in the highly entertaining Mushrooms drama, lemme just say, not all us Cali girls are such living blow-up dolls. I'm blond, but I keep my hair in a pageboy cut and dye it fun colors because I'm terrified of being perceived as anywhere near the same species as you, 'shrooms honey. I'm tan, but it's not because of some overpriced can of spray-on BS; it's because I spend a lot of time out hiking. I'm relatively scrawny, but I have a boyfriend who loves it. Whether or not your peroxide-poisoned brain can comprehend it, not all guys will wither away without a huge pair of boobs to play with. That's why there's **** of scrawny girls like me, sweetie. Everyone has their taste. As for the sluttyness...well, actually, I have no problem with it. I'm a virgin because I think sex is something requiring a lot of trust, but that doesn't mean other people need to share my views. If your VERY careful, use multiple decent contraceptives, and keep an eye on your partner for suspicious sores and whatnot, it is possible for someone to be promiscuous in a low-risk way. Of course, there are risks, but it's for fun. I take risks hiking on mountain trails. I might fall and disfigure myself for life. But it's fun. Thank you, 'shrooms ol' buddy ol' pal, for the entertainment. You are an expert troll for spinning up so much drama, and I applaud your 1337 5ki11z. On the infinitesimal chance you're legit: I hope you enjoyed your night out. You sound much younger than 23 (supporting the troll theory), so I think your young age gives you some leeway here. I'm sure that, in time, you'll mature mentally, if only because of survival instinct. After all, you won't make it in today's world if ya don't.
heynagger 0
well maybe you should try and not be ugly. don't ****** cramp his style either!
GirlFromKuwait 0
The debate is EPIC-NESS in the most innate state... Man, I think I've just fallen in love with everyone who took part in that. Mushrooms, your whole life is an FML... You don't need to be looking at this website anymore. Oh, and you will burn the eyes of the patients with your tan. To the OP: Tell that loser that he is an idiot and walk away from him without looking back. He's an idiot who doesn't deserve your time. But you already know that :]
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for having sexual fantasies about Clay Aiken.
jellyfish_ftw 0
lol ok, normally i roll my eyes at the random "YDI's"..........but that was awesome.
maddy39 2
dump him xD