Today, the guy I've been dating told me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
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Today, I told my guy friend to not put pictures of me on his story when we hang out, to which he replied, “You rejected me, but you continue to ask about my friends. For some reason you refuse to help me out with yours. At least some other girl I know will think I’m a catch for hanging with you.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years suggested I don’t display affection or try to hold his hand at a party because a girl there “recently got broken up with” and he doesn’t wanna “hurt her feelings.” When I replied that this was irrational, he told me, “Then don’t come at all stupid bitch, geez!” FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is still liking other semi-naked girls at Instagram, even though I'd told him a month ago that it makes me feel insecure. It's time to say goodbye to him; I can't find a man with integrity. FML
Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML
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Lateon 0
Dump him.
PersnicketyPu55y 0
Instead of whining about it, realize he's a jerk and stop dating him. No one can mistreat you unless you allow them to.
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Comments (121)
flies 1
the dudes right!
coolgirl44 3
Time to "break up" with him
SkoomaKi 28
Dump the prick.
cowgirl4ever 4
Ass hole!!
lord_meloetta 20
Dick
fantasyworld 39
Are you sure you were dating?
DOBF 7
I would get rid of his soon as possible :/
pinkstardust 9
I don't he's the right Boy for you then!
trumpet27 1
Ok. Here's how both love and the reproductive system work: you only need one for fertilization to occur. And you don't need 50,000 offspring all from the same father. And if he doesn't get that, that's his loss, not yours. It's gonna be OK, OP. Hang in there.
Wadlaen 24
I agree, but I'd take it one step further and say you should cut him completely out of your life, and find someone you'll be the one and only for!