Today, the guy I've been dating told me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, I told my guy friend to not put pictures of me on his story when we hang out, to which he replied, “You rejected me, but you continue to ask about my friends. For some reason you refuse to help me out with yours. At least some other girl I know will think I’m a catch for hanging with you.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years suggested I don’t display affection or try to hold his hand at a party because a girl there “recently got broken up with” and he doesn’t wanna “hurt her feelings.” When I replied that this was irrational, he told me, “Then don’t come at all stupid bitch, geez!” FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is still liking other semi-naked girls at Instagram, even though I'd told him a month ago that it makes me feel insecure. It's time to say goodbye to him; I can't find a man with integrity. FML
Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML
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Lateon 0
Dump him.
PersnicketyPu55y 0
Instead of whining about it, realize he's a jerk and stop dating him. No one can mistreat you unless you allow them to.
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Comments (121)
Oh_Gawd_Why 0
Oh Gawd Why! Mushrooms, seriously, my.. My uterus. It just shriveled up in fear that people like you actually exist. No self respecting Cali girl would need velcro sewn between their thighs as badly as you do.
mushrooms_fml 0
Thank God! At least the world is spared your offspring.
vita_questa_roba 0
Aww I'm so glad mushrooms can talk with normal grammar/spelling/punctuation. I no longer fear getting sent to the hospital while in California. If she can capitalize appropriately, she can't be that bad of a nurse.
cheese_please 0
Good, because I'm sure a lot of people want to hurt you severely for your lame, awful jokes. You're going to need a hospital.
spongebobrocks 0
Hahaha, awww, oh God, you don't know how happy your words have made me. I feel so special xD Thank you soooooo much ^_^. There ARE guys like the ones I described... It's just slightly hard to find them. Good luck though, to all of you. :] I AM writing a book actually. I'm rather busy with college, so that's going pretty slow, but it's coming. Once again, thank you all, it means a lot.
spongebobrocks 0
****, that was so not meant for you.
vita_questa_roba 0
Haha. I guess I'll see you there, as you'll be in the next room getting whatever is up your ass removed:)
cheese_please 0
Fecal matter.
mushrooms_fml 0
LoL FeCaL MaTTeR!!!1!!11!1!!!1! oMg AlL Of yOu aRe so FuNNy!!!!11!!!!1!11
vita_questa_roba 0
...
vita_questa_roba 0
You poor guy
Sorrytohearthat 0
What a ******* asshole. And all the people that told you that you deserve it are assholes too. Why are there so many ASSHOLES in the world?
artssfreak 0
dump him
lifesuck7 4
:-(
Brittaneyyy 0
what a dick head tell him to go f himself since that's prob the only reason he's keepin u around sorry Op
Monkeybutt1 0
Uhh breakup!!
ACM1991 9
bshahahhahaha he is just like me :)