Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
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nickmeier1 4
hahahahah I'm sooo sorry but that's hilarious!
SillySydney 0
Wait. Who brings their sister to a date anyways?
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kateheartswaffle 0
Never assume a guy is into you.
kateheartswaffle 0
Yup! Exactly. I hate it when girls are like, "OMG he wants to hang out with me! HE LOVES ME!" Uh no.. I want to hang out=Hey you're cool; let's hang out.
HarleyCycle 0
That's your fault. NEVER take another female along.
tsim_fml 0
And if all of them are bi, and want a threesome, you still NEVER take a female along? That makes sense
portablecupid 3
I really hope bi sisters don't date together for threesomes.
iluvboobies 9
Unless they are japanese schoolgirl twins (Austin Powers anyone?)
worlds123dumbest 4
That shit is only funny in movies. In the REAL world, it's disgusting. I could NEVER imagine a three some with my sister... Guh-Ross.
xxdarkxangel98xx 3
Well nice job that's why you never let any family members especially your sister tag along on your "date"
swaggersauce 4
LMFAOOO GUESS YOU AIN'T GONNA HOOK UP WITH HER ANYTIME SOON
I_Told_YouSo 5
Whoever that guy is, he's a pimp!
ilikeemsmall 4
That must have been really embarrassing!
kduubb 7
well thats an awkward misunderstanding...
vbmg152 19
You should have laughed and made it seem like you meant it as a joke!
babyvi 6
sad life.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
in either case, whether he was on a date with you or her, why didn't someone say something about the random sister tagging along??