Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim, and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier, I realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go, "Don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
"Please, don't flatter yourself" *picks up the condoms, pays for them, and leaves*. Hey don't let them get to you. You're the one that was getting some that night not them :P don't let her comment ruin your good night and don't let a comment like that demolish your confidence.
giantsfan2010 23
She sounds like the one who needs to get laid!
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Comments (106)
MykeGregory 9
what a bitch! Atleast your using the condoms OP.. unless.. ARE you using them? or was that a really bad chat up line?
alex_jaguara 33
This is one of the times a man should be comfortable to slap a bitch.
Corneliapresent 13
what a mean lady, and you just wanted to prevent another life ... because otherwise why would you ask for condoms ....
Metthew 15
Sorry to hear that people ridiculed you like that, trying to be mature enough to ask for condoms to begin with. Also, if you ever see that lady again tell her to stop being so conceited and just do her job in a professional manner.
TheUnum 7
She sounds like a loser
lizlestrange 3
Buying stuff for sex is the most uncomfortable thing a person could do, buying lube sent me into a nervous wreck and I started laughing extremely loud in the middle of the aisle...
sabrinawho 15
Hahahha right!
RyanBee 14
You should've complained to the manager and get that bitch fired, hey at least you got laid Op! Best of luck to you
sabrinawho 15
At least you're using protection! Good for you op!
Jujuboo_3 25
Wow sounds like she is down right rude. She needs to understand that people need condoms and that not everyone wants her.
nphill82 21
This exemplifies the level of customer service you find nowadays.