Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my ex broke up with me because his mom didn't like me. He was visiting me across the country at the time, and still had a few days left. He had the audacity to still ask to sleep with me. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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Top comments
HumpDeBump17 4
Ouch, that sucks! He should have given you a chance to explain :( Seriously, who pressed "YDI"? How does she deserve that in any way?
DrunkIrishman 0
That just seems weird that your dad says "Hey Baby"... But still, not really a FYL. Show him the sender; he'll be apologizing like crazy.
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Comments (121)
staystrongholdon 0
This isn't a FYL , this should be a FHL . He must've been going through your messeges because I've never heard of a phone that displays messeges, usually you have to click on them. And the fact thathe didn't see "Dad" as the Sender is stupid, unless you didn't put your dad in your phone, than this is a YDI for not having your own father in your contact list.
xxorganizedmess 0
Have you never heard of time zones?
AnnoyingFlamingo 0
Yeah seriously if your boyfriend got a text saying that the girl would castrate him.
NikkiGirl245 0
58 and 35: Maybe her dads saved as Daddy and her Boyfriend took it the wrong way cuz in my friends contacts her boyfriend is Daddy or when she changes it Big Daddy I think number 1 is completely right about EVERTHING!!!! 1 your very smart!
onorexveritas 24
aww wow ur bf is stupid lol thats a really awkward mishap tho lol
jazziness 12
yeah OHIO!!!!
sj101990 3
YDI cause your dad calls you baby. how creepy.
missabbey 3
Okay this is sooo stupid many dads call their children baby..nothing creepy AT ALL
hateevryone 15
if he would've just stayed long enough.......
JohnDoeLim 4
l onG at j
anna15243 6
who calls their daughter "baby?" that's just wrong...