Today, I found out that my soon-to-be ex-wife had installed a Ring front door camera. The way I found out was when the PowerPoint presentation I was supposed to present at work started with the footage of me taking my girlfriend to the house when my wife wasn’t around. The next slide said, “Call your lawyer.” FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I’m getting a divorce because apparently, when you send your now soon-to-be ex wife a live photo and she presses on it, you can hear your mistress speaking in the background. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, my now ex was angrily moving out of our place. She slammed the door so hard behind her it bounced back wide open instead of latching. I don’t live in the best of neighborhoods. Since I was out of town, all I could do was watch helplessly on the Ring camera as my place was emptied out. FML
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
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Top comments
Justkidding100 41
LMAO she sounds funny! Too bad you blew it!
BurnInDemonFire 39
A Ring caught out an asshole. There's a word for that.
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Comments (8)
BurnInDemonFire 39
A Ring caught out an asshole. There's a word for that.
Jesse Duff 15
i mean a dreamcatcher works, because it caught a nightmare
Justkidding100 41
LMAO she sounds funny! Too bad you blew it!
JuneBleeds4 20
You're a real piece of trash. If you thought you were going to get any sympathy here, boy were you wrong. Hope your wife gets everything and finds someone who has a sense of humor and wit to match hers.
trippleB 8
I bet you’re single
JuneBleeds4 20
Happily married for 18 years, thank you very much. Going to go out on a limb here and say that you've never been in a relationship you haven't cheated on, if you're taking that stance. Clown.
FluffythePink 24
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Someone buy that soon to be ex-wife a beer.
d j mom 9
haaaaaa! you dumbass!!!!!!!
idragosani 17
Ha! You deserve it!!
L0life29 6
yup….you suck