Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
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emilysanftwsom 0
I hope you dumped him.
Funambulist 0
Well i hope thats the end of you and him being together. FYL.
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Comments (84)
Ninjaface 0
Wow, your boyfriend is quite the method actor. While I see why you would be okay with a stage kiss, you should probably draw the line at any play with a sex scene. Or steal the script and write yourself in.
Ninjaface 0
And whatever you do, DO NOT let him audition for Sweeny Todd!
Njtorres 0
well did he get the part right?
Malfunkshun 1
It's settled. Plays are the root of all evil.
COBRAMORPH 0
You should kiss her to get even with him while he watches. Listen, if someone cheats on you, ask yourself, do you deserve it? Do you get difficult when he tries to uses other holes? If yes, then, lossen up.
wxdiaz86 0
kiss her and then say... "too bad you didn't ask i would have had a three some" and then walk away
ALOHAWAII_fml 0
ITS GOOD THAT YOU TRUSTED HIM BUT DAMN THAT REALLY SUCKS I WOULD OF SLAPPED BOTH OF THEM IN THEIR FACES
higurashil0v3 0
wow... ur bf is a pig! oink oink goes ur bf xD
waldosmind 0
Dude.. some guys almost make me ashamed to be a guy :/...
HahAboy95 0
FAKE