Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
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emilysanftwsom 0
I hope you dumped him.
Funambulist 0
Well i hope thats the end of you and him being together. FYL.
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Comments (84)
perdix 31
Which half was naked? I'm hoping she was topless and he was bottomless. Sexy! Who the **** do you think you are wandering around backstage before the play is over? That's unacceptable for any decent theater company.
Zoridium_JackL 0
#13... agreed, on both parts, but seriously, you should NEVER go backstage before the show UNLESS your actually in the show, otherwise you'll distract the performer, and then they will not perform well, so, FYL for being a person who can't respect a performers warm up time, and YDI for similar reasons.
Rayn4u_fml 0
#35 Please stop saying 'perform' lol! I don't see why the OP is upset, she clearly mentions they were just rehearsing. Practice makes perfect!
Tmaster2 0
are you kidding me...you're retarded. that's the last thing on her mind..
Tmaster2 0
are you kidding me...you're retarded. that's the last thing on her mind..
SmokinGuns 13
Stop trying to make it seem like its her fault. Im pretty sure her (ex) boyfriend isnt a famous actor therefore all these "rules" are stupid and ignorant. She knew someone in the play so she wanted to wish them luck. nothing wrong with that except for the fact that her boyfriend was a cheating scumbag.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Silent sarcasm
potsie 0
@ #9... the FML before this one
cs3 0
didn't see that coming, eh?
wyld3fyr3 3
but the other chick did...
Latin_babe 0
sucks to be you... but you also deserve it for being ok with your man kissing another girl (even in a play) that gives them wings....
boatkicker 5
#16, please never date an actor. Kissing in a play doesn't 'give them wings.'
Poeticnobody 0
Uhm, yeah, definitely was in a play where the blocking was intimate...my boyfriend watched as he ran the sound board for it. He was totally okay it because he trusted me. Didn't "give me wings" at all.
ccmfuller 0
wrong.
FerrariCake 2
Maybe they were working on a screenplay for the sequel.
sincerelyautumn 0
Wow, jerk. dumpp his ass!
Houndourpup 0
Wow... Dump the bum.
Sweets_wtc 0
aww what a douche, kick his knee!!
rannerbananer 8
Aim a little higher than the knee.... Then that jerk won't be able to use it to 'reherse' for a while....?!
leero 0
man.. what a douchebag.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
I LIKE SEX.