Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
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Top comments
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!
Albarufus 13
Well as long as the bf didn't notice...
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Comments (109)
MuseFan1991 14
well technically you were faking. you were faking being quiet :P i hate being in that situation
taybay23 13
This whole situation is just so wrong
sonnyrosa 32
I suppose it's better than barging in while you're in the middle of it to make comments about you faking (I'm not saying you were.... just saying, it could have been worse!)
TweakerD 4
Next day. Dad, are you worried at all that Mom seems so focused about faking it? Pause. Walk out room.
Satoaoi 13
funny Cuz alot of parents would never let there daughters bf stay over.obviously they knew you guy would try something but didn't care lol maybe they knew you sucked at sex or something idk lol
Damitol 3
Honestly, I don't see how it's an FML! I could see LOTS worse....like him being dragged out by your dad in the middle of it and thrown out of the house buck naked. It happened to a friend of mine, parents came home early. The fact that they didn't kick him out means they must like him!
onorexveritas 24
you'd think to get it on without anyone around to kill the mood
love_me_electric 20
Sex with people around is the best sex. The possibility of getting caught makes it exciting!
KiddNYC1O 22
You might as well had asked for permission to have sex under their noses...
ulissey_fml 22
I could NOT have been aroused, knowing my parents were next door, let alone if they could hear us... But i guess British kids/parents are quite different from us that way.
Coyotay_Yelnats 4
At least you didn't get walked in on