Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
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Top comments
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!
Albarufus 13
Well as long as the bf didn't notice...
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Comments (109)
perdix 31
I think your parents' motive for allowing this was for their own entertainment. Um, . . ., yuck! You should check your room for hidden cameras.
cheertrombonist 9
I highly doubt that.. •___•
oj101 33
Why is sex so taboo? I understand it's not polite to discuss these things in detail, but everyone has sex sooner or later (or at least knows about it), so why do people pretend to be shocked by such matters?
lolzisaid 4
you shold have stopped and said that your mother learned u those noices. that will make ur foks change the subject
pixiebubz 26
Jesus Christ *should *taught *you *noises *folks
mikenikes14 8
That was a little mean. I'm guessing English isn't her first language.
mfischer 17
You know, 50, you're probably right. as an English speaking native, though, I don't post on websites that are primarily written in other languages and expect my attempts at speaking that language to fit in very well. Yes, they're from Norway, but if they know this much English at 14 then they probably don't expect to speak it flawlessly yet. The corrections will probably help, you never know.
Enslaved 38
Did you sound like the scene from "When Harry Met Sally"?
slimjim8094 12
I'll have what she's having
PandaKitteh 20
Or maybe Kristen from "Forgetting Sarah Marshal" ;D
tralala453 22
Looks like you weren't quiet enough.
brackaman 18
You don't say? Thanks bro. I didn't get it at all before.
thisismylifesoo 11
^^^ that post gave me cancer
cheertrombonist 9
quite the comedian, aren't ya?
jideare 3
What does OP stand for?
Megan98 18
Original poster
brackaman 18
Orange peel
Werken247 14
Ogre Penis
mfischer 17
*sigh* and let the semi-original posts about possible meanings for OP begin. Guys, OP is a pretty common Internet phrase, just google it or something.
buckdharma 38
****** poser.
keepingitnasty 15
"I learned it from you mom!"
somecoolperson1 2
"I learned it from watching you!" No one will probably get ghat reference.
Enslaved 38
Anti-drug commercial. --Where's my cookie? (:
ni0ve 9
why are ur parents letting a bf. spend the night?
Dmeister2008 3
Well since we don't know how old OP is we can only assume that OP is old enough to have her bf stay over but then again assuming makes an ass of yourself
mimiminx 23
#39 guess what? Not everyone on the Internet is under the age of consent. Some people are not even teenagers! Crazy, I know!
xNephilim 19
Well I could name a number of reasons... One, not every parent has a strict "no sex in my house" rule. Two, OP is from the UK and in general, sex is treated very differently over there than it is here. I'm from Germany and my mom let me lock the door behind me when my boyfriend at the time came over to visit. I'm pretty sure she also would have been okay with him staying the night, even though I was too... Well, virgin-y at the time to consider it.
iGottaFindBubbah 12
You got permission from your parents? I doubt you're of age and I'm disturbed. I would demand more respect from my kids.
Dmeister2008 3
How did you come up with the age of OP? If you still live with your parents you should have enough respect for them to ask if it's ok reguardless of age unless your of the age of late 20's and above but if you're living with you're parents at that age there's something wrong
squideth 18
"demand more respect from my kids" what? Just because you have more strict outlook on life doesn't mean everyone should conform to your views. Some parents educate their kids about sex and trust them to make responsible decisions. I respect the **** out of my parents and they allowed my bf to stay over when I was a teen, and I didn't grow into some teen mom drop out. Mutual respect and understanding goes a long way.
AllieCat21 21
I'm 19, my boyfriend is 21, and we both still live with our respective parents. We ask permission for the other to sleep over because we DO respect our parents. Would you rather your child just bring someone over with the intent to spend the night without asking you?
xNephilim 19
Look at the location. United Kingdom. Generally speaking, people over there are more laid back when it comes to sex. Also generally speaking, the US is one of the most prude countries while being the most sexual. Look at the movies, TV shows, music... It all reeks of sex. And then you go home and get shunned for even thinking about it. It's quite sad.