Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
I have to say, if you're doing that sort of thing in public, you're an asshole. Next time, wait until you get home like everyone else.
GodPart2 20
If he'd joined in, that would've been an excellent **** plot
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Comments (79)
dutchy86 20
really!? I am I the only one who says: good job! there are a lot more places to have fun with each other then in the house.... I even like the train ;)
laden_swallow09 35
Heh. Yeah, sure. "Good job" at getting caught! Now for the worry and wait for a follow up as to whether she got fired. Here's hoping sacrificing a steady paycheck all for a cockblock was worth it!
little_one 20
@21 I don't think she'll get fired he'd probably laugh and tell her next time go somewhere else.
amphetamin3 17
#22 I've known someone to get fired for something similar. The store didn't want to deal with the chance customers saw and thought their employees were unprofessional. Total ydi. At least pick a place to get frisky that's not your work place's parking lot!
FranckGonzalz 16
Virgin.
Calaraphea 16
That is skanky. Sorry.
buttcramp 21
on a train, in a parking lot, etc.. that's so gross! I wouldn't show myself so exposed so publicly. I can understand needing to mix things up but isn't part of the fun having to wait until you get home to rip the other person's clothes off? I love sitting across from my husband at dinner.. we always skip dessert, if ya know what I mean!
nurafifah 13
You are very lucky OP to get a kind-hearted boss that genuinely cares for his/her employees (;
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
YDI for one doing it in a public place, two at your work place. If you got fired, I'd have no sympathy for you.
shjtty 8
YDI
OhWhoCares 42
If only there was a button to express that you thought the OP deserved this..... Hmmm.....
tranced_ 45
well well.. someone's not getting a promotion anytime soon.
anonymuse_fml 31
At least she got a raise ;)
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
That has absolutely nothing to do with this. The boss was worried that's all , and her personal life *though in public space* shouldn't have bearing on her professional work as an employee. That's my own opinion on the matter.
Axel5238 29
Personal life when it can impact the employer negatively is why people that work for a school have gotten in trouble over stuff they posted on twitter. It's not covered by the first amendment, and you can get fired for stuff you put on Facebook. Stuff like drunken pics, stoned pics all potentially imply you are a liability potentially and not responsible enough for the company. If your social media can make you/your job look bad and affect the company you can get fired and you are not protected in any fashion really.
buttcramp 21
38, OP mixed the personal life with the professional one by doing this in the first place.
norwegianboip 17
Well, its a good thing he worried:)
Bondhi 0
Doing it in fun places can enhance your sex life. Doing it on your company property? Unprofessional! If you were my employee, you'd be fired.
japtap81 16
You're lucky the boss didn't call the cops first. And maybe you should have been watching for people. Not to mention when out in public having sex, COMMON SENSE says you shouldn't scream!
vikky538 29
did he say u that or u r pretending like he thought u were being attacked...ydi for this
JaneChemi_fml 21
what?
carlylol 10
What if your boss just wanted to watch