Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
I have to say, if you're doing that sort of thing in public, you're an asshole. Next time, wait until you get home like everyone else.
GodPart2 20
If he'd joined in, that would've been an excellent **** plot
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Comments (79)
brandoneyez1 25
You have a good boss if he was trying to protect you, glad you weren't being attacked, but makes you wonder which is worse.
Dumbledora 9
Your boss sounds cool. Mine probably would have just driven on by. You, however, sound like an idiot. The parking lot? Really?
n3ophyt3 10
Dont worry life f**ks everyone
SuperStormCindy 8
Your boss seems like a good man. YDI for making stupid choices.
AverageJoey 18
What about the CHILDREN?
brifrikkintastic 9
Sex in the car is fun. But I do agree, your place of work isn't that great of a location. But at least your boss cares enough to see that you're safe. That's a huge plus. Any other human being would have just walked right past you guys, even if it were a dangerous situation.
worldclassrager 41
It seems like the working parking lot is not the best time...
FranckGonzalz 16
Choose a different parking lot next time
DanielleinDC 34
If the worst thing your boss thought is that you were being attacked--and not, oh, that you're being stupid and unprofessional--then you're pretty damn lucky. Next time you feel like sex in a semi-public place, try a spot that's not your workplace parking lot, okay?
DeadDaveTheEnemy 13
well at least your boss was trying to look out for your safety some people wouldve just bolted