Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me, "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML
Today, a colleague said I looked “different” and I thought it was a compliment. It turns out they meant that I looked “tired and stressed.” I smiled awkwardly and said, “Thanks?” while internally dying. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
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doubleAbattery 0
What a bitch. You should have said you picked it out with her genital warts in mind.
ashlerywatts 0
People can be so immature sometimes...
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Comments (170)
bjg93 0
what a bitch. see if you can get her fired.
Nonamerequired 0
I'd nearly say YDI for spelling it Color without U. But i'm not that mean =)
sublime93 0
Well I hope you did unspeakable things to her car
Sherlock_Holmes_fml 0
she's a Cynthia
kayceesaysfyl 0
what a bitchass
idratherbewrestl 0
boo
Whatevers_clever 0
What a bitch! Smack her lol
CyclonePsycho 1
She sounds like she never made it past 12. A toddler could lay facedown in a puddle of her and not drown. Seriously, if you're going to insult someone, do it on their personality. Bitching about someone else's appearance is just plain shallow and it really doesn't make you look better to anyone around.
My_averageFML 0
messed up hoe.
Unregistered 0
stop ******* porking down on chips and playing WoW. Maybe then your face wont be ridiculously scarred if you went outside and took care of your ******* body you wouldnt get made fun of. And seriously stop the ******* whining jesus christ.
Alexgoesfml 3
What? Acne is a natural occurrence and doesn't go away with 'going outside'. Idiot.
delfinofrank 0
not everyone who plays WoW has severe acne problems, douche...