Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me, "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML
Today, a colleague said I looked “different” and I thought it was a compliment. It turns out they meant that I looked “tired and stressed.” I smiled awkwardly and said, “Thanks?” while internally dying. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
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doubleAbattery 0
What a bitch. You should have said you picked it out with her genital warts in mind.
ashlerywatts 0
People can be so immature sometimes...
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Comments (170)
stillcrazy 0
She doesn't sound very pretty. She sounds like a nasty bitch who needs to put people down to make herself feel better. Your skin will clear up. Her personality won't.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
ydi for having acne. but yea that was mean ]:
cactus_fml 0
What was he supposed to do about it?
Kattster 7
So everyone deserves to be treated like shit because they have acne? Damn, I need to start treating myself like that ^^ ~Katt
LeoBrZ81 0
You should have told her the lipstick she was wearing was a very nice shade of ****, so you were both looking good!
ABbaby 10
all hands down a definite WIN!!!!!
jellyfish_ftw 0
wow. tell her to change the tampon that's clearly fermenting in her bitch vajayjay and grow up.
laroo 0
My first thought? "Wow, what a BITCH."
Gavik 0
The next time she wears red to work, compliment her on how it matches the blood coming from the gash you've made in her throat.
RyderFleurette 0
^This. You are now my hero.
regalitofatal 0
wow jerk.. i agree with #97, woot
Kattster 7
---- Win. at # 97 I think..
iFruit 0
Lmao the comments and witty replies that commenters are telling OP to use just made me piss myself. Well that's it, gonna go wipe my ass..
i_is_a_tr00l 0
FYI, us trools make FML interesting. Otherwise, it would just be a bunch of people saying "Aw that sucks." or "YDI because your house was dirty." You know you laugh at our comments. I mean, FML's stories are great. But un-troolish comments just don't bring great humor to young children. You've obviously never read some hysterical comments from trools, have you? Psh. Trools are awesome, and you're just jealous you can be a trool. Long live trools. :3
Maddoctor 10
FYI, it's spelled trolls, not trools. Great job, you don't even know how to spell the awful, insensitive thing you are. I hope you're proud.